Inanimate objects troll me all day
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How do you find a vegan at a dinner party?
Don’t worry, they’ll let you know.
How do you find a meat-eater at a party? Don’t worry, they’ll be everywhere, BBQing dead animals and stuffing them in their mouths and saying ‘omg vegans are so preachy’
aaaaaand there you have it folks.
Which group works the hardest to kill anything resembling a sense of humor, vegans or feminists?
Source: flopryn
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I would watch that argument over and over and over again.
I would feed myself to Aragog’s babies for that argument.
i think my brain just exploded
Source: nerdom-abound
Balls
My computer screen has just randomly gone super super bright until it whited out, and then it started fading back to normal colors. I really didn’t want to buy a super computer till later, and I need to save shit from this computer. Wah
You know what the worst part about community college is? In every class, there’s at least one mentally unhinged person who vocalizes every thought they have and has absolutely no ability to realize that it’s time to start talking.
Another bad thing is that I’m now old enough that if I turned and punched these people in the face, I go to court
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just in case any of you wanted to kill me here are some helpful suggestions
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